Week 2 · Season 2026 · 12 teams
The lead
Losing by 4.24 points is an unpleasant way to spend a Monday night, but doing it while leaving a higher score on the bench makes it a quiet week in the group chat. Midfield Magpies fell to Overtime Otters 99.13 to 94.89, missing out on a win that was sitting right there in their substitutes. A perfect lineup swap would have added 14.91 points to the tally, including Cormac Gorstead on the pine. Overtime Otters will take the victory and the 1-1 record without making any promises about how pretty it was.
Around the league
Hail Mary Club
TopTucker Belfield 24.29 · Archer Halden 19.62 · Caleb Yorcombe 17.14
Bench regretFinn Garwyn 25.57
Tight-End Terriers
TopMaxwell Falmere 34.91 · Theo Falford 13.99 · Pierce Eldlock 13.81
Bench regretMarlon Uldmont 14.90
Neutral Zone
TopJonas Tevvane 19.22 · Orion Calthorne 18.84 · Brecken Wenvane 16.78
Bench regretWeston Kescombe 13.15
Screen-Pass Seagulls
TopKellan Tevcombe 23.85 · Rowan Kelbrook 22.41 · Reid Salcrest 13.80
Bench regretXander Garden 16.35
Bubble-Screen Bobcats
TopTristan Caldale 29.58 · Theo Ravcombe 16.44 · Pierce Torcombe 14.84
Bench regretClay Ashholt 17.31
Trick-Play Turtles
TopTanner Eldmoor 25.44 · Wyatt Barhollow 15.85 · Levi Varmere 13.57
Bench regretNolan Hanwyn 17.40
Stiff-Arm Stags
TopCameron Salshaw 26.76 · Amos Varwick 17.91 · Reid Tevton 16.96
Bench regretChandler Dunshaw 20.72
Hash-Mark Herons
TopHudson Halton 19.11 · Finn Barley 18.29 · Rhett Hancombe 11.43
Bench regretBeau Uldwick 21.90
Overtime Otters
TopFlynn Lorcombe 21.13 · Rowan Ravdale 18.50 · Anders Varcott 17.69
Bench regretAmos Kesbrook 13.24
Midfield Magpies
TopAmos Quincombe 19.92 · Tobias Jormont 16.10 · Declan Hanley 14.82
Bench regretCormac Gorstead 14.33
Route-Tree Roadrunners
TopMagnus Belstead 22.12 · Finn Lordale 21.31 · Kellan Eldcombe 19.96
Bench regretRemy Orlridge 20.11
Motion Mallards
TopHayes Uldfield 24.38 · Dante Rokthorne 22.16 · Ty Ashfield 15.25
Bench regretHale Marford 16.28
Hail Mary Club secured a 122.77 to 111.88 victory over Tight-End Terriers, surviving a huge individual effort from Maxwell Falmere, who led all scorers in that game for the losing side.
Neutral Zone squeezed past Screen-Pass Seagulls by a margin of 8.95 points, finishing 113.61 to 104.66 despite Kellan Tevcombe putting up the top score of the matchup for the Seagulls.
Bubble-Screen Bobcats leaned on Tristan Caldale's top-scoring performance to pull away from Trick-Play Turtles for a clear 116.63 to 94.80 win.
Stiff-Arm Stags got a headlining show from Cameron Salshaw to handle Hash-Mark Herons comfortably in a 119.32 to 97.51 contest.
Overtime Otters ground out a 99.13 to 94.89 win over Midfield Magpies, behind a team-high performance from Flynn Lorcombe.
Route-Tree Roadrunners put up the biggest score of the entire week, cruising past Motion Mallards 124.64 to 96.42, even as Hayes Uldfield did everything he could for the Mallards.
Standings
Bar: points for
Stiff-Arm Stags hold down the top spot at 2-0 with 244.04 points for, while Hail Mary Club sits right behind them in second place at 2-0 with 208.8 points for. Both current division leaders hold the early bye slots in the six-team bracket format.
The middle of the table is crowded at 1-1, featuring Tight-End Terriers (246.07 points for), Route-Tree Roadrunners (240.01), Hash-Mark Herons (238.62), and Neutral Zone (224.7), who currently round out the playoff field. On the outside looking in are Midfield Magpies at 1-1 as the first team out, followed by the rest of the bubble group: Trick-Play Turtles, Bubble-Screen Bobcats, and Overtime Otters, who are all 1-1.
At the bottom of the table, Screen-Pass Seagulls (0-2, 203.45 points for) and Motion Mallards (0-2, 184.42 points for) are still hunting for their first wins of the 2026 season.
Power rankings
▲ Nudged up · model #3They move up to second spot after putting up 124.64 points this week and maintaining an impressive 17-5 all-play record.
▼ Nudged down · model #2Despite a 1-1 record, their league-best 246.07 total points for and 123.03 weekly average keep them elite.
1. Stiff-Arm Stags — Unbeaten at 2-0 with an 18-4 all-play mark and a league-leading average of 122.02 points per week. 2. Route-Tree Roadrunners — They move up to second spot after putting up 124.64 points this week and maintaining an impressive 17-5 all-play record. 3. Tight-End Terriers — Despite a 1-1 record, their league-best 246.07 total points for and 123.03 weekly average keep them elite. 4. Hash-Mark Herons — A solid 14-8 all-play record proves their 119.31 weekly average is built to last through the regular season. 5. Hail Mary Club — They are 2-0 on the scoreboard, but an even 12-10 all-play record and a 104.4 average place them slightly behind the heavy scorers. 6. Neutral Zone — Sitting at 1-1 with an average of 112.35 points per game and a dependable 12-10 all-play record. 7. Midfield Magpies — Their 109.56 weekly average shows real potential, even after leaving points on the bench in Week 2. 8. Trick-Play Turtles — A 1-1 record is keeping them afloat, but a 7-15 all-play mark suggests they need more scoring punch. 9. Bubble-Screen Bobcats — They snagged a victory this week to reach 1-1, though a 98.62 scoring average keeps them in the lower tier for now. 10. Screen-Pass Seagulls — Still winless at 0-2, though their 101.72 weekly average indicates they are performing better than their record shows. 11. Overtime Otters — They managed to hit 1-1, but a 4-18 all-play mark and an average of 88.22 points per game keep them near the basement. 12. Motion Mallards — Currently 0-2 with a 5-17 all-play mark and the league's lowest scoring total at 184.42 points.
The luck index
Hail Mary Club is living charmed right now, sitting atop the fortune metrics with a luck index of 0.9 after converting 1.1 earned wins into a 2-0 actual record. Overtime Otters are not far behind in the good fortune department, holding a 0.6 luck rating with a 1-1 record derived from just 0.4 earned wins and a 4-18 all-play mark.
Screen-Pass Seagulls reside at the opposite end of the spectrum. They carry the league's lowest luck index at -0.8, standing 0-2 despite earning 0.8 wins on a 9-13 all-play record. Route-Tree Roadrunners and Tight-End Terriers share a -0.5 luck rating, as both sit at 1-1 despite putting up top-tier all-play records of 17-5 and 16-6 respectively.
Next week
On the line in every game: Bye seedWildcard race
The designated Game of the Week features a heavy-hitting matchup between Route-Tree Roadrunners (1-1) and Hash-Mark Herons (1-1), as two top-four scoring rosters collide with early bye seed and wildcard implications on the line.
Elsewhere around the slate: Neutral Zone (1-1) takes on Tight-End Terriers (1-1). Trick-Play Turtles (1-1) tests their fortunes against undefeated Hail Mary Club (2-0). Stiff-Arm Stags (2-0) looks to keep rolling against Screen-Pass Seagulls (0-2). Bubble-Screen Bobcats (1-1) meets Midfield Magpies (1-1). Overtime Otters (1-1) faces Motion Mallards (0-2).
There are no NFL teams on bye for Week 3.
The transaction desk
The wire saw modest activity this week, with league managers completing 4 total transactions. The trade market remains completely dormant, with 0 trades executed so far this season.